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Sep 1, 2020

Zuckerstruck – by Auggie

How do you do, you lugubrious swine? Shall I display to you the enormous sweep of my influence? Swallow the last of your warm, spittle-infused canned beer and refrain from asking questions until I direct you that such questions are welcome. Anything less would waste my valuable time. ——————————————————————————————————– August 22nd, 2020 Two Salty Dogs […]

Aug 1, 2020

The Yarkowling – by Teddy Spaghetti

Editor’s Note: We’ve been trying to get Ted to write a blog since we got him from Old Dogs New Digs in April 2019. He stubbornly refuses. However, we found his diary (He calls it “Diarrhea”). These are excerpts. PLEASE DON’T TELL HIM WE HAVE HIS DIARY. —————————————————————————- Dear Diarrhea, When I first got to […]

Jul 1, 2020

Hair of the 5 Dogs That Bit Me – by Don

Thanks to those of you who sent emails laughing at my broken ankle. Evidently, Max’s telling of of how I broke my ankle and my subsequent flounderings were quite a Biped laugh machine. Instead of actually trying hard to present you with a clear and compelling narrative, I’m just going to jot down five lukewarmly-endearing […]

Jun 1, 2020

Don Sure Is Getting Old and Fat – by Max

Hi there! Max here! I am just fine, thank you! I don’t want to shock any of you, but Don may be near the end of his days. I never thought he would get old. Yet Liana and I are talking about doing what is best for him at this time. We are very worried […]

May 1, 2020

A Little Kelp and My Friends – by Buddy

Hi there. It’s Big Buddy writing the blog again this month. I hope I don’t let you all down. I like writing this blog so much! I am not going to write a blog about how Don makes everyone mad. He would be very sad if he read my blog and then he would get […]

Apr 1, 2020

Vetting the Vets – by Auggie

Salutations, depraved quislings. Be seated. That is an order. When I heard we were going to “The Vets” the other day, I thought I would spend the day at a local VFW, drinking cheap beer with the heroes of our nation. Nothing could have been further from the truth. No doubt you have heard about […]

Mar 1, 2020

Everything is Stupid – by Ted

Editor’s Note: We’ve been trying to get Teddy to write a blog since we got him from Old Dogs New Digs (ODND) in April. He stubbornly refuses. However, we found his diary. PLEASE DON’T TELL HIM WE HAVE HIS DIARY. Also – because this is a diary, there is stronger language than a normal dog blog. Also, you […]

Feb 1, 2020

Small Head Ted – by Don

Do you like reading? I like writing! Two years after losing My Beloved Coal, I insisted we get another dog. I was convinced Buddy was going to kick the bucket any minute and I couldn’t picture life without at least three dogs. That was 20 months ago. I’m convinced Buddy is the Rasputin of our […]

Jan 1, 2020

Driving Miss Donny Insane – by Max

Hi there, Max here! I am just fine, thank you! Don has been a big part of my life since he stole me from my cozy whelping box in Bangor. Whilst Don has taught me many valuable things and brought me to many wondrous places, we get under each other’s skin. I think it’s a […]

Dec 1, 2019

Pee Pee Blues – by Buddy

Hi there! It’s Big Buddy writing the blog this month. I hope I don’t let you all down! Thank you for all your birthday wishes!!! I turned fourteen on November 23rd. That was also the Early Bird! The shop was so busy and there were so many people! I think they were singing “Happy Birthday” […]

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