Year: 2024

Mar 29, 2024

DOG ADVICE FOR BIPEDS – by Auggie

Greetings, miscreants. Welcome to a little spot of sanity in this crazy, crazy world. Consider this a refuge from the harsh realities of the outside world. This is your oasis. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You didn’t really believe that, did you? You Bipeds are so stupid and cow-like! In reality, all you thousands of Biped muppets try to […]

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Feb 29, 2024

MY BEST FRIEND!!! – by MARZ

HI! I’m Marz! I work at Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters!!!! I’m in customer service!! Customer service is a great job!! It’s the best!!! I get so many headrubs and bellyrubs!!!! Auggie taught me to hang out at the free treat bowl!!!

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Jan 29, 2024

CONTEMPORARY BOOTHBAY REGION FOLKLORE FOR DUMMIES – by Don

New England has a rich history of oral traditions dating back to the Cretaceous Extinction. Most of the traditions are bogus and told by old people who have led extremely dull lives and are now suffering from fungal toenail infections. At least that’s what I’m led to believe by late night TV commercials and waiting in line at the Post Office.

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Jan 1, 2024

AUGUSTUS – LAST OF THE GREATS – by Auggie

I am Augustus Megatron Bulldozer Kingsbury.

I am a 12-yr old Black Labrador Retriever from outstanding blood and hip lines. Chances are that my combined SAT score (1600+) is better than yours and your dough-faced, over-privileged children combined.

I am a dog. I have seen many spectacular things in my twelve years of life.

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