Jan 29, 2024
New England has a rich history of oral traditions dating back to the Cretaceous Extinction. Most of the traditions are bogus and told by old people who have led extremely dull lives and are now suffering from fungal toenail infections. At least that’s what I’m led to believe by late night TV commercials and waiting in line at the Post Office.Continue Reading
Jan 1, 2024
I am Augustus Megatron Bulldozer Kingsbury.
I am a 12-yr old Black Labrador Retriever from outstanding blood and hip lines. Chances are that my combined SAT score (1600+) is better than yours and your dough-faced, over-privileged children combined.
I am a dog. I have seen many spectacular things in my twelve years of life.Continue Reading