2017 - The Harbor Dogs' Stories

Dec 1, 2017

How to Get Don Up for Breakfast – By Big Buddy

Hi there, it’s Big Buddy again! I really like writing this blog! And thank you so much for your electronic mail letters of support. I hope I don’t let you all down! Fall is always my favorite time of year. My pollen allergies start to stop. The drier weather means my arthritis doesn’t hurt so […]

Nov 1, 2017

A Spike in Kamikaze Attacks – by Auggie

Attention worshippers……. It is I, your favorite Salty Dog, Augustus Megatron Bulldozer Kingsbury. Thanks for all the virtual kisses. They have meant quite a lot to me throughout the latest ordeal I shall now have to tell you with complete honesty and verve. I should start by re-stating how much I loathe Canine Prison (Editors […]

Oct 1, 2017

Salty to the Bone – Max: Volume III – by Don

Brace Yourself for Training So here we are again, you and me. Me- ready to divulge the innermost and most intimate details of my relationship with Max for your amusement, and You- ready to glance through this blog for any remotely funny snippets to ease the day-to-day brutal grind of your recurring Kafkaesque torment. […]

Sep 1, 2017

Land of the Free and Home of the Dog – by Max

Hi there, Max here! I’d like to take a minute to say goodbye to one of my oldest friends. She was a mini dachshund and her name was Olive. She was 17. She was an old lady when I met her as a pup, and that never changed. Goodbye, old girl. We loved you, and all of […]

Aug 1, 2017

Big Dumb People – By Big Buddy Dog

Hi there, it’s Big Buddy Dog! Auggie took my blog spot last month because he said it was really important. It was OK with me, because I didn’t have too much to write about. I almost never have too much to write about. I don’t lead a very exciting life. The high point of my […]

Jul 1, 2017

Poop Rules – by Auggie

I stand before you Augustus, the only dog worthy of your worship in this world. My intentions are neutral towards you. Where we go from here is up to you and your actions. I know all you reprobates are expecting Big Dumb Buddy’s blog this month. I had to pre-empt his impaired little ditty to […]

Jun 1, 2017

Salty to the Bone – Max: Volume II – by Don

When I left you last, Max was eight weeks old and had emerged from his Stone & Steel Stove Fortress to shred a little toy named Blue Bear. We realized that Max would tolerate us as food, shelter, warmth, treat, and shreddable-toy providers. Nothing else. We were ecstatic. We shall now (with your permission) discuss Max – The […]

May 1, 2017

From-Away Rube to a Boothbay Region Ruby – by Auggie

Salutations, loyal henchmen. It is I, Augustus Megatron Bulldozer. Please save your raucous celebrations until after my blog. It is befitting that May’s blog should fall to me. In the past I have given all you thronging tourist rabble helpful public service announcements on such topics as: How to Blend Into Boothbay Without Looking Like a […]

Apr 1, 2017

The Greatest Day — by Max

Hi there, Max here! I wanted to tell you about The Greatest Day of My Life. Of course you know that I love food and that I love snow. So you should probably guess that The Greatest Day of My Life included both snow and food. And it did! The Greatest Day started like any other – pestering […]

Mar 6, 2017

Happy Things & Sad Things – By Buddy

Hi there! It’s Big Smart Buddy Dog writing a blog about us dogs! Can you believe it? I can write! And I can rhyme! So many things have happened to me since I wrote my last blog. Some things are happy. Some things are sad. And some things just happened. I don’t even know where […]