Jun 29, 2022

Weird Eatin’s – by Don

Quiet everyone! The blog is starting! THE BLOG IS STARTING!!!! If you own a dog, you’ve most likely seen them eat just awful, weird, and unexplainable things. I once saw an article about a dog that ate packs of cigarettes. Open or unopened. Then she would vomit them all over the house. When her owners […]

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May 17, 2022

A Brave New Mars – by Marz

HI! I’m Marz! I’m the new dog at Chez Salty! It’s confusing because they call me Fudgie! Or Fudgebutt! Or Fudgebot! Or KNOCKITOFF!! I don’t really pay them a lot of attention! I’ve been at Chez Salty since I was a pup! That was a long time ago! I didn’t even know how to swim […]

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May 1, 2022

Goodbye Max – by Don

Maximus Gary Kingsbury was born in Bangor Maine- Friday, May 16, 2008. We had to put him down on Saturday, March 12, 2022 just before noon. He was dying of kidney failure. He was almost 15 years old. He was in more pain than we could bear.

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Apr 1, 2022

The Evil Vets – by Auggie

You should know that for this Blog I originally proposed booking a flight to one of those primitive countries what delight in eating dogs. Then my plan was to stalk, hunt, kill, and eat a Dog-Eating Biped on Facebook Live. Don’t be so shocked. It is only a murder if it is Biped on Biped […]

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Mar 1, 2022

DAY OF THE DOGS – VOLUME VII – by Max

Hi guys! Max again! This is the LAST Chapter of Day of the Dogs. I promise! You’re getting into this story a little bit late, but here’s an official series of links that will set you true. VOLUME I VOLUME II VOLUME III VOLUME IV VOLUME V VOLUME VI   CHAPTERS:   A PARTY NOW […]

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Feb 1, 2022

DAY OF THE DOGS – VOLUME VI – by Max

    Hi there! Maximus Gary here! Did you know that this is the FIRST and ONLY novella (heist novella) written by a DOG? Specifically me! Maximus Gary! You’re getting into this story a little bit late, but here’s an official series of links that will set you true. VOLUME I VOLUME II VOLUME III […]

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Jan 1, 2022

DAY OF THE DOGS – VOLUME V – by Max

I know this story is getting less funny and pretty dark. But what did you expect when dogs and coyotes battle over food?

And if it’s your first time here, make sure to check out the previous volumes of my heist novel before you rattle off a bunch of emails to Don complaining that it’s confusing.

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