Oct 1, 2021

Auggie’s Addiction

  Auggie has a problem. Therefore, Chez Salty has a problem. Auggie is a Foodoholic. When Augustus Megatron Bulldozer Kingsbury was a mere 7-week old pup, he would charge to the communal puppy bowl in the whelping box and gorge himself. Having wolfed the kibble in his personal area down, he would shove his brothers […]

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Sep 1, 2021

Day of the Dogs – Volume III – by Max

Hi there, Max here! Here’s the third installment of my novel “Day of the Dogs.” If you haven’t read the first two chapters- Click Here for Chapter I Click Here for Chapter II This is the best one yet! I hope you all like it! It’s VERY long!   THE QUICK AND THE DEAD MINDS […]

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Aug 1, 2021

The Augmentor Cometh

  [Editor’s note: Auggie tore his right ACL tendon and damaged his left this spring. He was in a lot of pain when it happened. Instead of surgery, Liana and I opted to enroll him in physical therapy and alternative treatments. You should know that Auggie also has a very vivid imagination.] Those of you […]

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Jul 1, 2021

Grand Mal FAILURE – by Small Head Ted

EDITOR’S NOTE: Teddy wrote this before Buddy passed. The Grand Mal seizure was one of the indications that something was wrong with Buddy. Don’t think Teddy is insensitive or cruel. Dear Diarrhea [Editor’s Note: Diary] Everyone’s all worried about that idiot Buddy again. Well I’m sick of it. I always disliked that dog and now […]

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Jun 1, 2021

Buddy – by Don

We got Buddy when he was 9 years old. We said goodbye to Buddy on May 18th 2021 when he was 15-1/2 years old. We got him because of Facebook. It’s the only time I remember something good coming to us from Facebook. Our long-time friend Jen shared a post about Buddy needing a new […]

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May 1, 2021

The Rancid Interview – by Don

Hello. This is Chad Rancid of “Who The Hell Cares?” Magazine. Today, I have a very special guest for you. The first ever interview of Don Kingsbury- reclusive hobo genius behind the unstoppable juggernaut, “Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters.” Mr. Kingsbury was VERY clear: “We ain’t That Salty Dog thing in Wiscassett. That’s a groomer. […]

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Apr 1, 2021

Day of the Dogs – Volume II- by Max

Hi there, Max here! Here’s the second installment of my first novel “Day of the Dogs.” It’s a long one, and there’s a cliff-hanger, well, the management and I hope it’s a cliff hanger. Also, if you’re here for the first time or haven’t read the first installment, please **Click Here**. I hope you like it! […]

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Mar 1, 2021

Pooppaste – By Big Buddy

Hi everyone! Thanks for reading my blog! Thank you to everyone who wished me a Happy 15th Birthday in November. I understand if you didn’t wish me a Happy Birthday. It was almost on Early Bird this year and everyone gets excited for Early Bird. I spend a lot of time asleep these days. Don […]

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Feb 1, 2021

Slouching Towards Edgecomb – by Auggie

I was dragged back to a room where I was subjugated. Against my most ardent protestations, my front-left leg was shaved. “I AM AN AMERICAN DOG CITIZEN! I HAVE RIGHTS! I bellowed out into the reverberating concrete anteroom. “I DO NOT CONSENT!! I WANT MY LAWYER!!”I screamed as they slipped the IV into my shaved leg. I thought I heard someone (Don?) laugh as the drugs took effect and my reality melted away.

Then there was nothing.

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Jan 1, 2021

Spaghetti Loves Liana- by Small Head Ted

Dear Diarrhea,

This place is so stupid. “Chez Salty” is so depressing and stupid. The only person I like is Liana. She’s the only one here who’s smart. I can’t believe she likes all these idiots. Why doesn’t she run away into the woods? I hope it’s not because of me. All Liana needs to do is give me the word. Hopefully she’ll bring a bunch of towels because I hate going out in the rain.

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