May 29, 2021

Buddy – by Don

We got Buddy when he was 9 years old. We said goodbye to Buddy on May 18th 2021 when he was 15-1/2 years old. We got him because of Facebook. It’s the only time I remember something good coming to us from Facebook. Our long-time friend Jen shared a post about Buddy needing a new […]

Apr 29, 2021

The Rancid Interview – by Don

Hello. This is Chad Rancid of “Who The Hell Cares?” Magazine. Today, I have a very special guest for you. The first ever interview of Don Kingsbury- reclusive hobo genius behind the unstoppable juggernaut, “Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters.” Mr. Kingsbury was VERY clear: “We ain’t That Salty Dog thing in Wiscassett. That’s a groomer. […]

Apr 1, 2021

Day of the Dogs – Volume II- by Max

Hi there, Max here! Here’s the second installment of my first novel “Day of the Dogs.” It’s a long one, and there’s a cliff-hanger, well, the management and I hope it’s a cliff hanger. Also, if you’re here for the first time or haven’t read the first installment, please **Click Here**. I hope you like it! […]

Mar 1, 2021

Pooppaste – By Big Buddy

Hi everyone! Thanks for reading my blog! Thank you to everyone who wished me a Happy 15th Birthday in November. I understand if you didn’t wish me a Happy Birthday. It was almost on Early Bird this year and everyone gets excited for Early Bird. I spend a lot of time asleep these days. Don […]

Feb 1, 2021

Slouching Towards Edgecomb – by Auggie

I was dragged back to a room where I was subjugated. Against my most ardent protestations, my front-left leg was shaved. “I AM AN AMERICAN DOG CITIZEN! I HAVE RIGHTS! I bellowed out into the reverberating concrete anteroom. “I DO NOT CONSENT!! I WANT MY LAWYER!!”I screamed as they slipped the IV into my shaved leg. I thought I heard someone (Don?) laugh as the drugs took effect and my reality melted away.

Then there was nothing.

Jan 1, 2021

Spaghetti Loves Liana- by Small Head Ted

Dear Diarrhea,

This place is so stupid. “Chez Salty” is so depressing and stupid. The only person I like is Liana. She’s the only one here who’s smart. I can’t believe she likes all these idiots. Why doesn’t she run away into the woods? I hope it’s not because of me. All Liana needs to do is give me the word. Hopefully she’ll bring a bunch of towels because I hate going out in the rain.

Dec 2, 2020

Getting to Know Me Better- by Don

NO. It’s not a continuation of Max’s new novel “Day of the Dogs.” Sheesh. Settle down. So many people come in and ask me annoying questions that it makes me want to set my skin on fire. I need my skin to live, so I figured I would take all the most commonly-asked questions you […]

Nov 1, 2020

Day of the Dogs – Volume I – by Max

Hi there, Max here! I am just fine, thank you! It’s my new novel “DAY OF THE DOGS – VOLUME I” I hope you like it! ————————————————————————– PRELUDE It was a dark and stormy night. Rain and sleet hit the windowpanes of Chez Salty with a howling, wind-driven frenzy. The power flickered several times, but […]

Oct 1, 2020

The Ocean & The Sky – by Big Buddy

Hi everyone! I’m not sure why I can write a blog. Frankly, I’m not sure why I’m still alive and walking around. It’s good to be alive. And thanks for reading my blog! Most of the time I’m asleep at the Southport cabin. Liana put a nice pee-pee-proof bed on the couch for me because […]

Sep 1, 2020

Zuckerstruck – by Auggie

How do you do, you lugubrious swine? Shall I display to you the enormous sweep of my influence? Swallow the last of your warm, spittle-infused canned beer and refrain from asking questions until I direct you that such questions are welcome. Anything less would waste my valuable time. ——————————————————————————————————– August 22nd, 2020 Two Salty Dogs […]