Sep 1, 2022

PSHAW!!! – by Auggie

We live in evil times. You slothful whelps out there hardly know meaning, suffering nor sacrifice from your own butt. You think everything is but little trinkets for your amusement and wonderment. Have you forgotten all the rabid raccoons, skunks, and porcupines we older generation hath fought for your basic freedoms? And what thanks do […]

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Aug 1, 2022

Half-Jaw Spaghetti – by Teddy

[Editor’s Note: We’ve been trying to get Ted to write a blog since we got him in April 2019. He stubbornly refuses. However, we found his diary. He calls his Diary his “Diarrhea.”] Dear Diarrhea, I’m sorry it’s been so long since I’ve written. There’s been a lot going on here and I’m not sure […]

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Jul 1, 2022

Weird Eatin’s – by Don

Quiet everyone! The blog is starting! THE BLOG IS STARTING!!!! If you own a dog, you’ve most likely seen them eat just awful, weird, and unexplainable things. I once saw an article about a dog that ate packs of cigarettes. Open or unopened. Then she would vomit them all over the house. When her owners […]

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Jun 1, 2022

A Brave New Mars – by Marz

HI! I’m Marz! I’m the new dog at Chez Salty! It’s confusing because they call me Fudgie! Or Fudgebutt! Or Fudgebot! Or KNOCKITOFF!! I don’t really pay them a lot of attention! I’ve been at Chez Salty since I was a pup! That was a long time ago! I didn’t even know how to swim […]

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May 1, 2022

Goodbye Max – by Don

Maximus Gary Kingsbury was born in Bangor Maine- Friday, May 16, 2008. We had to put him down on Saturday, March 12, 2022 just before noon. He was dying of kidney failure. He was almost 15 years old. He was in more pain than we could bear.

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Apr 1, 2022

The Evil Vets – by Auggie

You should know that for this Blog I originally proposed booking a flight to one of those primitive countries what delight in eating dogs. Then my plan was to stalk, hunt, kill, and eat a Dog-Eating Biped on Facebook Live. Don’t be so shocked. It is only a murder if it is Biped on Biped […]

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Mar 1, 2022


Hi guys! Max again! This is the LAST Chapter of Day of the Dogs. I promise! You’re getting into this story a little bit late, but here’s an official series of links that will set you true. VOLUME I VOLUME II VOLUME III VOLUME IV VOLUME V VOLUME VI   CHAPTERS:   A PARTY NOW […]

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Feb 1, 2022


    Hi there! Maximus Gary here! Did you know that this is the FIRST and ONLY novella (heist novella) written by a DOG? Specifically me! Maximus Gary! You’re getting into this story a little bit late, but here’s an official series of links that will set you true. VOLUME I VOLUME II VOLUME III […]

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Jan 1, 2022


I know this story is getting less funny and pretty dark. But what did you expect when dogs and coyotes battle over food?

And if it’s your first time here, make sure to check out the previous volumes of my heist novel before you rattle off a bunch of emails to Don complaining that it’s confusing.

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Dec 1, 2021


  Hi Guys! It’s the latest chapter in my Heist Novel “Day of the Dogs.” I hope you all like it! Here are the previous chapters: Click Here for Volume I Click Here for Volume II Click Here for Volume III   PULLED HAM Buddy was deep between the fireplace and kindling box. His head […]

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