Apr 1, 2022

The Evil Vets – by Auggie

You should know that for this Blog I originally proposed booking a flight to one of those primitive countries what delight in eating dogs. Then my plan was to stalk, hunt, kill, and eat a Dog-Eating Biped on Facebook Live. Don’t be so shocked. It is only a murder if it is Biped on Biped […]

Mar 1, 2022

DAY OF THE DOGS – VOLUME VII – by Max

Hi guys! Max again! This is the LAST Chapter of Day of the Dogs. I promise! You’re getting into this story a little bit late, but here’s an official series of links that will set you true. VOLUME I VOLUME II VOLUME III VOLUME IV VOLUME V VOLUME VI   CHAPTERS:   A PARTY NOW […]

Feb 1, 2022

DAY OF THE DOGS – VOLUME VI – by Max

    Hi there! Maximus Gary here! Did you know that this is the FIRST and ONLY novella (heist novella) written by a DOG? Specifically me! Maximus Gary! You’re getting into this story a little bit late, but here’s an official series of links that will set you true. VOLUME I VOLUME II VOLUME III […]

Jan 1, 2022

DAY OF THE DOGS – VOLUME V – by Max

I know this story is getting less funny and pretty dark. But what did you expect when dogs and coyotes battle over food?

And if it’s your first time here, make sure to check out the previous volumes of my heist novel before you rattle off a bunch of emails to Don complaining that it’s confusing.

Dec 1, 2021

DAY OF THE DOGS – VOLUME IV – by Max

  Hi Guys! It’s the latest chapter in my Heist Novel “Day of the Dogs.” I hope you all like it! Here are the previous chapters: Click Here for Volume I Click Here for Volume II Click Here for Volume III   PULLED HAM Buddy was deep between the fireplace and kindling box. His head […]

Nov 1, 2021

Whackjob Invictus – by Auggie

https://www.twosaltydogs.net/blog/big-dumb-people-by-big-buddy-dog/

Don has taken a lot of flak since he started writing the segment “We Love Hate Mail!” He has been banned from the Pen Bay Pilot newspaper from running ads, had numerous interactions on “Social Media” with people who think he hates tourists, and people have sent emails calling him a hypocritical clod for making his living off tourists and disparaging them at the same time. Of course, Don IS a clod who is too weak to deal with these imbeciles, but he is not a hypocrite.

Oct 1, 2021

Auggie’s Addiction – by Don

  Auggie has a problem. Therefore, Chez Salty has a problem. Auggie is a Foodoholic. When Augustus Megatron Bulldozer Kingsbury was a mere 7-week old pup, he would charge to the communal puppy bowl in the whelping box and gorge himself. Having wolfed the kibble in his personal area down, he would shove his brothers […]

Sep 1, 2021

DAY OF THE DOGS – VOLUME III – by Max

Hi there, Max here! Here’s the third installment of my novel “Day of the Dogs.” If you haven’t read the first two chapters- Click Here for Chapter I Click Here for Chapter II This is the best one yet! I hope you all like it! It’s VERY long!   THE QUICK AND THE DEAD MINDS […]

Aug 1, 2021

The Augmentor Cometh – by Auggie

  [Editor’s note: Auggie tore his right ACL tendon and damaged his left this spring. He was in a lot of pain when it happened. Instead of surgery, Liana and I opted to enroll him in physical therapy and alternative treatments. You should know that Auggie also has a very vivid imagination.] Those of you […]

Jul 1, 2021

Grand Mal FAILURE – by Small Head Ted

EDITOR’S NOTE: Teddy wrote this before Buddy passed. The Grand Mal seizure was one of the indications that something was wrong with Buddy. Don’t think Teddy is insensitive or cruel. Dear Diarrhea [Editor’s Note: Diary] Everyone’s all worried about that idiot Buddy again. Well I’m sick of it. I always disliked that dog and now […]