Year: 2023

Feb 1, 2023

WHY BIPEDS CRY – by Marz

Hi everyone!!!! I’m Marz!! This is my third blog!!! I’ve got some pretty exciting news!!! Have you ever heard about snow?!?! It’s super fun!!! It’s white and it’s cold and it’s THE BEST to run around and fetch in!!!!! Let me tell you all about it!!!!! The other day I woke up and it was […]

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Jan 1, 2023

DOG TREATMENT IN THIS GIMCRACK TOWN – by Auggie

Editor’s Note: The opinions, descriptions, ratings, characterizations, insults, malapropisms, and vituperations are the sole province of Augustus Megatron Bulldozer Kingsbury- a dog. Two Salty Dogs Pet Outfitters cannot take responsibility for this atrocity. I’ve been held captive in this pathetic appendix of a town for longer than I care to admit. I am described as […]

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