Did you know that there's a Squirrel Island right off the coast of Boothbay Harbor? They call it "Squirrel Island" because at one time it was full of the only herd of natural wildebeest in North America. Then the giant, bloodthirsty fang-toothed squirrels moved in with the "Irish Inundation" of 1904 and proceeded to devour the hapless indigenous species to extinction. Now the locals live in fear of surly gigantic squirrels demanding evermore boatloads of various nuts.
With your purchase of this collar, a percentage of the profits will be given to help the local Squirrel Island population buy BB guns and BB's such that they may once again find freedom on the shores of Maine.Sizing: