IN OUR SHOP:

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 18th, 2023

We will be having BOTH an In-shop and Cyber Early Bird this year. THE EARLIER YOU SHOP, THE MORE YOU SAVE.

ON OUR WEBSITE:

DETAILS

1) FREE SHIPPING on orders over $75
2) If you would like Curbside or In-Store Pickup, please let us know in the comments.
3) We will call or email you to let you know when your order it ready. Please let us know in the comments the better way to contact you.
5) Free Local Delivery is NOT immediate. Give us until Sunday for Dog's Sake.
6) All orders go through Don, so be a jerk if you want to in the comments.
7) If you try to enter a discount code early you will blow up.

HELPFUL HINT: Most cool people drink heavily on the Friday Night before the sale so they can make wise purchasing decisions in the wee hours. Just sayin'.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION ABOUT GIFT CERTIFICATES

We are very sorry, but SHOP gift certificates WILL NOT WORK on the website. Everyone got that, right? You didn't read "all gift certificates won't work," right?

If you'd like to use your shop gift certificate for this sale, please email fatmax@twosaltydogs.net with a photo of the UPC number on the back of the certificate and I will email you a Certificate that will work online. THE SOONER THE BETTER, people. Seriously.

FREE LOCAL DELIVERY to: Southport, Boothbay Harbor, Trevett, Boothbay, East Boothbay, Edgecomb, Wiscassett, Damariscotta, and Hell.

ALL TIMES EASTERN STANDARD TIME, SO HAVE AT IT, WEST-COASTERS.

Everyone who takes part in Early Bird is eligible to win one of 7 Gift Certificates unless they make Don Angry.

Grand Prize: (1) $100 Gift Certificate
Second Prize: (2) $50 Gift Certificates
Third Prize: (4) $25 Gift Certificates

Online orders are automatically entered into the drawing and there's a signup form in the shop. We'll draw the winners on Sunday if we are still alive at one of the local bars that is open and still lets me drink there. There aren't a lot in Boothbay in November.

EXCLUDED ITEMS: Dog Houses, Tennis Balls, Seresto Flea and Tick Collars, Pet ID Tags, Items already on sale, Dog and Cat Food (Use "FODDER" to get 10% off pet food at any time).